The Lost Girls vs The Beach Flat BettiesIts bout week. I could feel it at practice last night. Everyone showed up. The refs, nso's, all buzzing around. I'm nervous and scared again. But it's a different kind of scared and nervous. I know my opponents, I know how they play. I know their strengths and their weaknesses. This is my first home bout ever. I was injured last year for the Dollies vs Betties bout! All three of my wives are the opposite team. When I'm jamming, I'm going to look at the pack and see Eden's evil smile, Brawleys dertermined face, and Candies booty! I am going to want to grab them to help me through the pack, instead I'm going to have to dodge out of their hard hits. AND don't even get me started on Hell Louise, her butt's gonna come flying at me and I will be paralyzed by FEAR!
The Betties might be the undedog in this game. The Lost girls have a pretty good lineup, All Star Jammers and All Star Blockers, we are going to have to step it up.
The Lost Girls
Eden Yourheartout - Captain
Raven Von Kaos - Captain
Candie Hooligan - Co Captain
Brawley Parton
Cleopatra Catastrophe
Hallie Pena Popper
Hell Louise ( Countess Weezy)
Liv N Letdie
Pigeon
Pixi Painful
Salt Ann Battery
Sheila Princess of Power
The Beach Flat Betties
Lulu Lockjaw - Captain
Roxy Scarmicheal - Co Captain
Allda Rage
Blonde Claude Van Damme
Cinzilla - Injured
Foxee Firestorm
Kicken Red Vixen
Kiki Clash
Mojo Vixen
Pippi Hardsocking
Rowdy Roughrider
Shamrock N Roller
Thanks for the line-ups - handy. Except I hear that all the substitute dollies are changing their names for this one!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I heard a rumor!
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